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"They came to give us policy advice!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Multi-Generational Books

The Scanner Of Love.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

A man and his dog both reading.

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Apricots

Examination.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

Mister Oedipus.

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot?