Toddler Readers Gifts

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Multi-Generational Books

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'm still pre-literate."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"At least she's reading."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Little Investment on the Praire

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Fifty Shades of Yellow

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

The Invention of Reading in Bed.