Toddler Readers T-Shirts

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Multi-Generational Books

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'm still pre-literate."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"At least she's reading."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Little Investment on the Praire

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Pregnancy.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Fifty Shades of Yellow