Children's Story Reader T-Shirts

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Jacques et Jille

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."