Child Reader T-Shirts

First library card

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I'm still pre-literate."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"At least she's reading."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Good boy

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.