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Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Poky Little Pupa.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Rapunzel in the Morning

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Well did he?"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I'm in children's books, myself."