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"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

"You see? God is punishing us because you bought futures in pork bellies."

"He threw a huge fit at the grocery store."

Jack, with a sweet tooth! 'Look, Ma! I traded the cow for these little candies! And guess what, they don't melt in your hand!'

"We've to search for a Dr. Foster in Gloucester." (Air-sea rescue).

"We've done all we can. Call in the King's Men."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Poky Little Pupa.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Boy and Bear and Monster

Rapunzel in the Morning

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'