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"Wherever you go, there you are."

Children's Books for the New Era

Bedtime Reading

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

Alice in Wonderland - Father William.

A feminist Christmas.

'Some sort of theme restaurant, I presume.'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

The three p's: peeing, poohing, puking

The three pigs...House of bricks.

'It must be a good one. He slept there all night.'

'Look, if you're not enjoying it, I'll read it myself.'

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

'Looking back, I wish we hadn't removed that built-in wardrobe...'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Books: What Katy did, What Katy did next & Why Katie got an ASBO.

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

A Lice in Wonderland

Tall tales, short stories

"I think, therefore I can."

Fairy narratives

The New Dorothy. . .

Children's Books for the New Era

A werewolf reads "Hello Moon" to his child.

" 'Goodnight room. Goodnight moon.' "

"My latest book is for three-to-five-year-olds, but I like to think there's something in it for everyone."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"After the fourth reading of 'Knuffle Bunny,' Ed went 'old school'... You are getting very, very sleepy... so sleepy..."