Baby Book Reader T-Shirts

Pregnancy.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Dummies for Dummies.

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

A feminist Christmas.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"