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Baby's first horror movies

The baby born with a middle-aged brain. Darn it, I left the womb to get something … Now, what was it?

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Divine Desk Bins

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Elton John

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

My child is a genius.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Home Sweet Second Home.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.