Baby Book Reader Prints

Pregnancy.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Dummies for Dummies.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

A feminist Christmas.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'