Children's Story Reader Gifts

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Jacques et Jille

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.