Children's Story Collector Gifts

"But she'll come down eventually, and she'll come down hard."

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

'Yes Bo Peep, they're here...'

Humpty's Mom

'Look Pinocchio! I told you it's not all bad!'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Truth? Ok. . . did you eat the porridge?"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Newborn making the V-sign

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'Well if you wanted a garden shed made out of wood or brick, then you should have married one of my brothers!'

Who's Dead

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Here's Waldo

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'