Kids' Literature Collector Gifts

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"I have an app for that."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

You trip on it, you buy it.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Home Sweet Second Home.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

The Curious George pop-down book

The Re-Giving Tree

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."