Children's Literature Enthusiast Gifts

"You call that a kiss?"

"Babar goes to Congress"

"Save your breath kids, this is fly over country."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

You're a Match.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'No we don't have Heather has two Mommies, or Billy has two Daddies, but we do have Timmy has two funny uncles.'

'I'm afraid your huffing and puffing days are over.'

'Why you called Mr. Plod?'

Books: What Katy did, What Katy did next & Why Katie got an ASBO.

Goldilocks and the three hairs.

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

The unforgiving tree

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

The Curious George pop-down book

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"It's post-gingerbread."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'