Children's Literature Enthusiast Gifts

"You call that a kiss?"

"Babar goes to Congress"

"Save your breath kids, this is fly over country."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

You're a Match.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'No we don't have Heather has two Mommies, or Billy has two Daddies, but we do have Timmy has two funny uncles.'

'I'm afraid your huffing and puffing days are over.'

'Why you called Mr. Plod?'

Books: What Katy did, What Katy did next & Why Katie got an ASBO.

Goldilocks and the three hairs.

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

The unforgiving tree

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"It's post-gingerbread."

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

The Curious George pop-down book

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'