Children's Literature Lovers Gifts

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

'Miss Maslow, come in here and read me 'The Little Engine that Could.''

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Pastries and Candy

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Jacques et Jille

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Well did he?"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

The unforgiving tree

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."