Children's Book Lover Gifts

The little preservative that could

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Well, yes he is good, but basically all he's done is rewrite old Beatles melodies.'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"Bricks and timber I got, but I'm afraid we don't stock bundles of straw."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

What the wild things eat

Three blind mice: The rest of the story.

"I can't remember the title, but it starts 'Once upon a time'."

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place'

'On the count of three and remember, last one down is a rotten egg.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'It's about a little helicopter who goes to a beauty shop - 'The Whirly Bird gets the Perm'!'

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

'The reason I don't have a heart is because I gave it to Jesus.'

Frank and Ernie's Updated Childhood Favorites. "The Little Engine that Could." Hey, wait a minute! What's in this for me?!

Kindergarten. I wish we hadn't learned that alphabet song. It ruined the ending of my "A-B-C' book for me!

"Where the wild things went."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.