Children's Book Lover Prints

The little preservative that could

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"Bricks and timber I got, but I'm afraid we don't stock bundles of straw."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"I can't remember the title, but it starts 'Once upon a time'."

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place'

'On the count of three and remember, last one down is a rotten egg.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'It's about a little helicopter who goes to a beauty shop - 'The Whirly Bird gets the Perm'!'

"Where the wild things went."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

First Novels.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'