Kids' Stories Lover Prints

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Jacques et Jille

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

The Curious George pop-down book

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Little Investment on the Praire