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"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Jacques et Jille

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

The Curious George pop-down book

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Little Investment on the Praire

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'