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"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

The Little Engine that was Recalled.

"I think, therefore I can."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet the author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Pastries and Candy

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

The World's Biggest Book Club