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The magic that never gives up

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

The unforgiving tree

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

The Curious George pop-down book

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

"Where the wild things went."

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'