Children's Book Fanatics Gifts

The magic that never gives up

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

The unforgiving tree

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

The Curious George pop-down book

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"You're a writer? But what do you do for money?"

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).

Quentin Blake

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'