Children's Book Aficionado Gifts

Waldo Caught on CCTV

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

'Why should I go all the way to Oz, when I can just take your heart?!'

'I don't know where he's been going, but I get the feeling he's up to no good.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

The unforgiving tree

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

Bibliomaniac

Richard Hughes.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Read it again, Daddy!"

Victor Hugo

The Curious George pop-down book

Food chain.

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"It's post-gingerbread."

The book that will not be denied!