Children's Story Aficionado Gifts

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

Through the Looking Glass - Humpty Dumpty and the Messenger.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Jacques et Jille

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Don Quichotte

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

Reading in the family.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."