Children's Story Aficionado Prints

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

Celebrity Golf. Oh … You hooked it. Captain Hook. Peter Pan & Friends.

Through the Looking Glass - Humpty Dumpty and the Messenger.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Jacques et Jille

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Reading in the family.

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Don Quichotte

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i