Kids' Book Enthusiasts Gifts

Newspaper editor says to woman: 'Agnes, you review children's picture books �' please stop saying 'I read it in one sitting.''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

"I'm in children's books, myself."

So You've Cloned Yourself

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

The Month of August

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Author book signing 'Wimpy Kid Diary'!

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'I stole it from the library.'

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

Winnie Hits Pooberty

Quentin Blake

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

Madeleine L'Engle

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

"Where the wild things went."