Kids' Book Enthusiasts Pillows

Newspaper editor says to woman: 'Agnes, you review children's picture books �' please stop saying 'I read it in one sitting.''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

"I'm in children's books, myself."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Month of August

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'I stole it from the library.'

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

"Where the wild things went."

Madeleine L'Engle

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'