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'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

The three bears hitchhike holding sign: 'The woods'.

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The unforgiving tree

"It's post-gingerbread."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

The Curious George pop-down book

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Little Investment on the Praire

Madeleine L'Engle

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.