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"Why Waldo?"

The unforgiving tree

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Curious George pop-down book

"It's post-gingerbread."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."