Children's Literature Fan T-Shirts

"Wherever you go, there you are."

'In the case of the King vs All of His men I'm declaring a mistrial because of a possible bias by the jury.'

'Hello, emergency services? Get me all the King's horses and all the King's men please. '

Father James doubted that Pinocchio had made a full and truthful confession.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"I'm in training Mum: my goal is to jump over the Moon one day..."

"Apparently doctor, he fell off a wall!"

'Hurry up - you'll miss your appointment with Miss Muffet and a chance is immortality.'

'It's loaded with sugar and covered in full fat milk. So if Goldilocks ever does try it again, at least we'll have the satisfaction of knowing that she's ruining her figure.'

The three pigs...House of bricks.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Three Blind Mice

"Let's see! You had roast beef. I had none."

What Goldilocks didn't know.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Dating an English Major

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Book vs technology

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

The unforgiving tree

Adam and Eve Arrested

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Eugene Ionesco

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"It's post-gingerbread."