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"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

The unforgiving tree

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

"Where the wild things went."

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'