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"I ordered a chrome name plaque to make my bike special."

Dr. Dolittle decided to give up trying to talk to wasps.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

The unforgiving tree

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"Where the wild things went."

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

Quentin Blake

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'