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"It's post-gingerbread."

The Emperor's New Plane.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

The unforgiving tree

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

The Curious George pop-down book

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Forrest Gander

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'