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"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"It's post-gingerbread."

The Curious George pop-down book

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

Madeleine L'Engle

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

"Where the wild things went."

Snowman outside library.

The little preservative that could

"I didn't see you."