Children's Book Admirer Gifts

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"It's post-gingerbread."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

The Curious George pop-down book

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Where the wild things went."

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

Winnie Hits Pooberty

Snowman outside library.

Quentin Blake

Madeleine L'Engle

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

The little preservative that could

'Well, yes he is good, but basically all he's done is rewrite old Beatles melodies.'