Picture Book Admirer Gifts

There's Waldo! And Nobody Else!

Victor Hugo

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Reading my Critics

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Learn yourself English.

The joy of sects.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Book market

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Richard Hughes.