Picture Book Lovers Gifts

Goodnight Moo

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Pastries and Candy

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

So You've Cloned Yourself

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

The Month of August

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

Erasmus

'I stole it from the library.'

A conductor reads from a picture book.

Where the wild things summer

Madeleine L'Engle

How to avoid a heart attack.

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

"It's an oughtobiography...."

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'