Picture Book Lovers Pillows

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Pastries and Candy

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

So You've Cloned Yourself

The Month of August

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

'I stole it from the library.'

Erasmus

A conductor reads from a picture book.

"It's an oughtobiography...."

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

Madeleine L'Engle

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

Where the wild things summer

How to avoid a heart attack.