Picture Books Pillows

"The secret to speed reading is skipping every other page."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Rare Books

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Well did he?"