Picture Books Mugs

"The secret to speed reading is skipping every other page."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Poky Little Pupa.

Rare Books

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Mars Poppins

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Well did he?"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.