Picture Book Collector Mugs

Where the wild things summer

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"You've changed."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

Divine Desk Bins

'E-books?'

The Family Joules: Part 22

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Atomic Bear: Part 13