Picture Book Lover Mugs

"Relax, he can't read, he only looks at the pictures."

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'Do you have any picture books? I don't do reading.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Bring out yer books!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'