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"Relax, he can't read, he only looks at the pictures."

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'Do you have any picture books? I don't do reading.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Meet the author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Bring out yer books!'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

The World's Biggest Book Club