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"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Reading my Critics

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Superheroes take a selfie

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Slow Night

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"