Picture Book Aficionado Gifts

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Introducing...Anagraman.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Günter Grass

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Slow Night

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"