Picture Book Fans Gifts

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Pastries and Candy

"I'm in children's books, myself."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Gulliver's other travels.

Why Superman flies himself

The Month of August

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'I stole it from the library.'

A conductor reads from a picture book.

Where the wild things summer

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Have you seen two men, messy looking, no shirts? They just escaped from the dungeon.'

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Captain Pointy No.61 - My God the fancy dress bomb has worked

"I didn't see you."