Picture Book Collector Gifts

Where the wild things summer

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You've changed."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'E-books?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Divine Desk Bins

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'