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"Trust me. You can sue all the King's horses and all the King's men."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Günter Grass

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years