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"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Second hand furniture.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Horti-Culture

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Shakespeare was bisexual