Paperback Lover T-Shirts

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Very Important Secret Government Papers.

'Bring out yer books!'

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Meet the author"

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Rare Books

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Don Quixote

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"